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Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" she shouted. the feegles stopped and stared at her. then rob anybody said: "socks wi'oot feets?
-Terry Pratchett
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Stop Stealing The Funeral Meats Right Now,

Terry Pratchett
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" she shouted. the feegles stopped and stared at her. then rob anybody said: "socks wi'oot feets?
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