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So, there i was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil librarians.

-Brandon Sanderson

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So, there i was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil librarians.

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When i would sell encyclopedias, i would drive down the road looking for a house with a swing set in the back, and i'd say, "oh, those folks got kids. they need some books." i'd knock on their door and sell them a set of encyclopedias, and those books were from $300 to $600. i'd look around the house, and if there wasn't that much furniture in the house, i felt a little bad about selling a $600 set of books to people who couldn't afford a couch. so i didn't last at that job very long.

Most people don't realize how important librarians are. i ran across a book recently which suggested that the peace and prosperity of a culture was solely related to how many librarians it contained. possibly a slight overstatement. but a culture that doesn't value its librarians doesn't value ideas and without ideas, well, where are we?

Librarians lend people books from the library. the best librarians are children's book librarians.

When one has once accepted and absorbed evil, it no longer demands the unfitness of the means. the ulterior motives with which youabsorb and assimilate evil are not your own but those of evil.... evil is whatever distracts. evil knows of the good, but good does not know of evil. knowledge of oneself is something only evil has. one means that evil has is the dialogue.... one cannot pay evil in installments--and one always keeps on trying to.

Not all librarians are evil cultists. some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.

ِan offer you can't refuse.

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