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Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. people who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Smoking Is Very Bad For You And

P. J. O'Rourke
Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. people who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.
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Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. i love to smoke. smoking is fun. smoking is cool. smoking is, as far as i am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. it makes growing up genuinely worthwhile. i am quite well aware of the hazards of smoking. smoking is not a healthful pastime, it is true. smoking is indeed no bracing dip in the ocean, no strenuous series of calisthenics, no two laps around the reservoir. on the other hand, smoking has to its advantage the fact that is a quiet pursuit. smoking is, in effect a dignified sport.
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They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. that's the whole idea of second-hand smoke, you know. make second-hand smoke dangerous and turn everybody against smokers. then they say you can't even smoke in a bar - a bar! - because bartenders have a right to a smoke-free "workspace." ah, bartenders, those health nuts.
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I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] eeww. you ever seen somebody do that? i've seen someone do that. let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] i'd think about quitting. and that's just me, ya know.
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Yeah, man. it's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. government's a joke. all dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. some cigar wickeder den herb. yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. smoke herb. some big cigar me see man wit', god bless! me tell him must smoke herb.
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