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Senator john kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. he said all we have to do is find a really rich country like switzerland and marry it.
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Senator John Kerry Released His Plan Today

Jay Leno
Senator john kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. he said all we have to do is find a really rich country like switzerland and marry it.
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