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I like to date schoolteachers. if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You

Rodney Dangerfield
I like to date schoolteachers. if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
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