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Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. and, when they finally do die, you'll find they've left their estate in inviolate trust to the golden retrievers.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Rich Parents Are Famous Both For Miserliness

P. J. O'Rourke
Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. and, when they finally do die, you'll find they've left their estate in inviolate trust to the golden retrievers.
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