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Public service announcement: in case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. so do what homeland security dir. tom ridge does: get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.
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Public Service Announcement: In Case Of A

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Public service announcement: in case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. so do what homeland security dir. tom ridge does: get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.
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