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People are kind of upset with british petroleum ceo tony hayward. over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. and when president obama found out that tony hayward was on his yacht, he was so angry, he missed a putt.
-David Letterman
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People Are Kind Of Upset With British

David Letterman
People are kind of upset with british petroleum ceo tony hayward. over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. and when president obama found out that tony hayward was on his yacht, he was so angry, he missed a putt.
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