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Now, i'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? when the organist played "here comes the bride".
-Joan Rivers
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Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage,

Joan Rivers
Now, i'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? when the organist played "here comes the bride".
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