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New rule: someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the peeps i ate on easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. and i'm not talking about this past easter. i'm talking about the last time i celebrated easter, in 1962.

-Bill Maher

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New Rule: Someone Must X-ray My Stomach

Bill Maher

New rule: someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the peeps i ate on easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. and i'm not talking about this past easter. i'm talking about the last time i celebrated easter, in 1962.

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