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Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing a hundred miles an hour in a suburban side street.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Name Me, If You Can, A Better

P. J. O'Rourke
Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing a hundred miles an hour in a suburban side street.
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