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My version of an irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, “where’s the bathroom?” and making theatrical looking-around gestures like a lost foreign tourist. but then, instead of finding the bathroom, i sneakily grab my coat and leave.
-Mindy Kaling
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My Version Of An Irish Exit Has

Mindy Kaling
My version of an irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, “where’s the bathroom?” and making theatrical looking-around gestures like a lost foreign tourist. but then, instead of finding the bathroom, i sneakily grab my coat and leave.
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