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My name is alexei yuri gagarin siege of stalingrad glorious five year plan sputnik tractor moscow dynamo back four balowski. me dad was a bit of a communist, know what i mean?
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My Name Is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege

Alexei Sayle
My name is alexei yuri gagarin siege of stalingrad glorious five year plan sputnik tractor moscow dynamo back four balowski. me dad was a bit of a communist, know what i mean?
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I buy a tractor two years ago, and four-fifths of the tractor manual is about not tipping over, not raising the bucket high enough to hit high-tension wire... not killing yourself, basically. and in that manual, i found out - and it cost me a thousand dollars - that when the tractor is new, 10 hours into use of the tractor, you have to re-torque the lug nuts. if you don't, you will oval the holes. this is buried between the moron warnings. i never found it. i take the tractor in for its regular servicing, and they say my wheels are gone. how am i supposed to know that? "it's in the manual."
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Space travel is the only technology that is more dangerous and more expensive now than it was in its first year. fifty years after yuri gagarin, the space shuttle ended up being more dangerous and more expensive to fly than those first throwaway rockets, even though large portions of it were reusable. it's absurd.
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Scientists constantly get clobbered with the idea that we spent 27 billion dollars on the apollo programs, and are asked "what more do you want?" we didn't spend it; it was done for political reasons. ... apollo was a response to the bay of pigs fiasco and to the successful orbital flight of yuri gagarin. president kennedy's objective was not to find out the origin of the moon by the end of the decade; rather it was to put a man on the moon and bring him back, and we did that.
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Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. you got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. ... ok, now most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp. ... you want to hit 'em all and you wanna mix 'em up. you gotta keep 'em on their toes. ... you could start out with a little one. a two. a one, two, three. a three. a five. a four. a three, two. two. a two, four, six. two, four, six. four. two. two. four, seven! five, seven! six, seven! seven! seven! seven! seven! seven! seven! seven! seven! seven! [holds up seven fingers]
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Since yuri gagarin and al shepard's epoch flights in 1961, all space missions have been flown only under large, expensive government efforts. by contrast, our program involves a few, dedicated individuals who are focused entirely on making spaceflight affordable.
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Yuri gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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