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My mama never wore a pair of pants when i was growing up, and now that's all she wears. it was so funny for me when i first started seeing mama wear pants. it was like it wasn't mama. now i've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.
-Dolly Parton
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My Mama Never Wore A Pair Of

Dolly Parton
My mama never wore a pair of pants when i was growing up, and now that's all she wears. it was so funny for me when i first started seeing mama wear pants. it was like it wasn't mama. now i've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.
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