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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
-Daniel Handler
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Miracles Are Like Meatballs, Because Nobody Can

Daniel Handler
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
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My first movie, i got nominated for a canadian oscar-for meatballs. for meatballs. and who am i up against? george c. scott. so he wins the award and i stand up and go, 'that's it-let's get the hell outta here.'
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I do believe i begin to grasp the nature of miracles! for would it be a miracle, if there was any reason for it? miracles have nothing to do with reason. miracles contradict reason, they strike clean across mere human deserts, and deliver and save where they will. if they made sense, they would not be miracles.
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Around us, life bursts with miracles--a glass of water, a ray of sunshine, a leaf, a caterpillar, a flower, laughter, raindrops. if you live in awareness, it is easy to see miracles everywhere. each human being is a multiplicity of miracles. eyes that see thousands of colors, shapes, and forms; ears that hear a bee flying or a thunderclap; a brain that ponders a speck of dust as easily as the entire cosmos; a heart that beats in rhythm with the heartbeat of all beings. when we are tired and feel discouraged by life's daily struggles, we may not notice these miracles, but they are always there.
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The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view.
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Appearances to the mind are of four kinds. things either are what they appear to be; or they neither are, nor appear to be; or they are, and do not appear to be; or they are not, and yet appear to be. rightly to aim in all these cases is the wise man's task.
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