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Men don't get cellulite. god might just be a man.
-Rita Rudner
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Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just

Rita Rudner
Men don't get cellulite. god might just be a man.
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It's important for all types of women to know that you don't have to fit a prototype of what one person thinks is beautiful in order to be beautiful or feel beautiful.... people think, sexy, big breasts, curvy body, no cellulite. it's not that. take the girl at the beach with the cellulite legs, wearing her bathing suit the way she likes it, walking with a certain air, comfortable with herself. that woman is sexy. then you see the perfect girl who's really thin, tugging at her bathing suit, wondering how her hair looks. that's not sexy.
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I have cellulite - and had it even when i was at my absolute thinnest. i'm never not going to have cellulite. people need to just accept that it's there and maybe dress accordingly or use body makeup to cope with it.
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I might have a little bit of cellulite. i might not be toned everywhere. i might struggle in this area or that. but accepting that just empowers me.
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What is sin? it is the glory of god not honored. the holiness of god not reverenced. the greatness of god not admired. the power of god not praised. the truth of god not sought. the wisdom of god not esteemed. the beauty of god not treasured. the goodness of god not savored. the faithfulness of god not trusted. the commandments of god not obeyed. the justice of god not respected. the wrath of god not feared. the grace of god not cherished. the presence of god not prized. the person of god not loved. that is sin.
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Some might say that sunshine follows thundergo and tell it to the man who cannot shinesome might say that we should never ponderon our thoughts today cos they will sway over timesome might say they don't believe in heaven go and tell it to the man who lives in hellsome might say you get what you've been givenif you don't get yours i won't get mine as well
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'just do it' is exactly what you need to hear when you're in a moment of doubt. when you're struggling, especially with sport... just do it. stop talking about it, stop complaining about the cellulite, or that you're not able to run fast enough for the bus... just do it.
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