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Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.
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Let's All Work To Get People To

Michael Jackson
Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.
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