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Johnny walker, the american that fought for the taliban, is now talking with an arabic accent. have you heard him? it's ridiculous. i know how we should handle him. let's bring him back here and take him to cleveland browns stadium and dress him up as a referee. they'll know how to take care of him!
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Johnny Walker, The American That Fought For

Jay Leno
Johnny walker, the american that fought for the taliban, is now talking with an arabic accent. have you heard him? it's ridiculous. i know how we should handle him. let's bring him back here and take him to cleveland browns stadium and dress him up as a referee. they'll know how to take care of him!
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