Background Image
John kerry is a sphincter. okay, that's a bit juvenile.
-Jonah Goldberg
Please Wait....
Translating....

John Kerry Is A Sphincter. Okay, That's

Jonah Goldberg
John kerry is a sphincter. okay, that's a bit juvenile.
Views: 4
Cite this Page
Prevent plagiarism by providing proper attribution.
APA FORMAT
Embed this Quote
Copy this HTML code to embed the quote on your website or blog.
HTML CODE
Topic
John Kerry Juvenile Okay

More From Jonah Goldberg

In an interview with rolling stone, senator john kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war in iraq, he didn't expect president bush to 'f--- it up as badly as he did.' here's some breaking news, tomorrow former vice president al gore expected to endorse howard dean as the democratic nominee for president of the united states - and you thought john kerry was using four letter words before! actually, to john kerry, dean is a four letter word.
Running War Iraq
Is it me or is bush going everywhere kerry goes? so far in the past week, president bush has followed john kerry to davenport, iowa; new mexico; las vegas; los angeles; and he follows him to portland, oregon. the only place he never followed john kerry was vietnam.
Past Vegas Portland Oregon
John kerry says that he wants to debate president bush once a month until the election. this could be a risky move for senator kerry. if bush doesn't show up for the debates, john kerry may end up debating an empty chair. and that could be pretty much a toss up as to which one has the better personality.
Moving Personality President
John kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. he went for a sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of the news media. luckily, his hair broke the fall so it's not as serious. ... thankfully, senator kerry was not seriously injured. in fact, when the police arrived, kerry was well enough to give conflicting reports to the officers about what happened.
Fall Sunday Weekend
Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. they say that because john edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, kerry might pick him. pick him? hey, for $50 million, kerry will marry him.
Running Campaigns Hey
Today, john kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500b deficit. john kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's gold card.
Wife Gold Cards
Similar Quotes
Yeah, dundee was great. it was a great film. i fell in love with my mexican wife on dundee.
Wife Mexican Film
My wife always asks me why i don't make the bed. and i respond with the same reason why i don't tie my shoes after i take them off.
Shoes Ties Wife
My wife." "by what name is she called, kincaid?" "mine.
Names Wife My Wife
All love craves unity. as the highest peak of love in the human order is the unity of husband and wife in the flesh, so the highest unity in the divine order is the unity of the soul and christ in communion.
Husband Divine Order Wife

Trending Author

Mario Batali
Mario Batali
Penelope Lively
Penelope Lively
James Agee
James Agee
Red Auerbach
Red Auerbach
Zachary Quinto
Zachary Quinto
Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix
Category
Information
Inspirational
Philosophy
Personal Growth
Happiness & Joy
Life Lessons
Success & Business
Motivation