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It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. that life is not cut out for a woman, being on the road at these disgusting hotels. what girls want to do that? gross guys want to do that. i think that the dearth in female comics is just the nature of the business, but there certainly isn't a dearth anymore, so i think it's just silly.
-Chelsea Handler
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It's Like Being A Stand-up Comedian Is

Chelsea Handler
It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. that life is not cut out for a woman, being on the road at these disgusting hotels. what girls want to do that? gross guys want to do that. i think that the dearth in female comics is just the nature of the business, but there certainly isn't a dearth anymore, so i think it's just silly.
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