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It turns out she is canadian, my editor, and so she drinks like a fish. so she wasn't a lightweight at all. and in the morning, she said that the idea still seemed like a good one, and here we are.
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It Turns Out She Is Canadian, My

Daniel Handler
It turns out she is canadian, my editor, and so she drinks like a fish. so she wasn't a lightweight at all. and in the morning, she said that the idea still seemed like a good one, and here we are.
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