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Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? i read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. the average adult laughs, like, four times a day. god put it in them. he put the laugh in us, but i think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.
-Joel Osteen
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Joel Osteen
Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? i read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. the average adult laughs, like, four times a day. god put it in them. he put the laugh in us, but i think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.
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