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In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. the scariest vampire was count chocula. one bite of count chocula and you were cursed with type 2 diabetes.
-Craig Ferguson
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In The 1970s Vampires Were Pretty Boring.

Craig Ferguson
In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. the scariest vampire was count chocula. one bite of count chocula and you were cursed with type 2 diabetes.
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