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Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. there you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.
-Mitch Hedberg
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Imagine If You Were A Drummer, And

Mitch Hedberg
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. there you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.
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