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I'm always the kind of friend or girlfriend who suggests, when there's some cataclysmic problem in the relationship, i'm like, "well, maybe we can come up with a creative activity that will help us out." i'm like, "let's get out the pens! draw a picture of how much you hate me!"
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Miranda July
I'm always the kind of friend or girlfriend who suggests, when there's some cataclysmic problem in the relationship, i'm like, "well, maybe we can come up with a creative activity that will help us out." i'm like, "let's get out the pens! draw a picture of how much you hate me!"
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