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Igor?' said moist. 'you have an igor?' oh, yes,' said hubert. 'that's how i get this wonderful light. they know the secret of storing lightning in jars! but don't let that worry you, mr lipspick. just because i'm employing an igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean i'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!' ha ha,' agreed moist. ha hah hah!,' said hubert. 'hahahahahaha!! ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-' bent slapped him on the back. hubert coughed. sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled.

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Igor?' Said Moist. 'you Have An Igor?'

Terry Pratchett

Igor?' said moist. 'you have an igor?' oh, yes,' said hubert. 'that's how i get this wonderful light. they know the secret of storing lightning in jars! but don't let that worry you, mr lipspick. just because i'm employing an igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean i'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!' ha ha,' agreed moist. ha hah hah!,' said hubert. 'hahahahahaha!! ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-' bent slapped him on the back. hubert coughed. sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled.

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