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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
-Jeff Foxworthy
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If You Think 'loading The Dishwasher' Means

Jeff Foxworthy
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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