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If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked hitler's head off?
-Eddie Izzard
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If There Were A God, Don't You

Eddie Izzard
If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked hitler's head off?
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The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel hitler. everybody in the world is hitler. bush is hitler, ashcroft is hitler, rumsfeld is hitler. the only guy who isn't hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. he's not hitler.
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You're talking to a modern, nice, affable german person and they're saying to you something like 'you know, vell, it's a critical time now for germany within europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. but ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking mmm, yeah, mmm... hitler, hitler, hitler, hitler, hitler.
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I wouldn't call adolf hitler a corporal. adolf hitler was looked up to. he was revered almost like a god because he was feared. adolf hitler took all of europe, and my generation had to confront adolf hitler.
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I am still the hitler of the time. this hitler has only one objective, justice for his own people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people, and their rights to their resources. if that is hitler, then let me be a hitler tenfold. ten times, that is what we stand for.
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She's not dead. you didn't kill her, nor did the hunger birds, although they did their best to get to you through her. she's been given her ocean. one day, in its own time, the ocean will give her back.i thought of corpses and of skeletons with pearls for eyes. i thought of mermaids with tails that flicked when they moved, like my goldfishes' tails had flicked before my goldfish had stopped moving, to lie, belly up, like lettie, on the top of the water. i said, 'will she be the same?
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Remind me: who was the greater mass murderer, stalin or hitler? well, stalin is thought to have been responsible for about 50 million deaths, and hitler for a mere 25 million. what hitler did in his concentration camps was equalled if not exceeded in foulness by the soviet gulags, forced starvation and pogroms. what makes the achievements of communist russia so special and different, that you can simper around in a cccp t-shirt, while anyone demented enough to wear anything commemorating the third reich would be speedily banged away under the 1986 public order act?
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