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If health and a fair day smile upon me, i am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, i am sullen, out of humor, and inaccessible.
-Michel De Montaigne
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If Health And A Fair Day Smile

Michel De Montaigne
If health and a fair day smile upon me, i am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, i am sullen, out of humor, and inaccessible.
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