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I wish i was a phone machine. i wish if i saw somebody on the street i didn't want to talk to i could just go, "excuse me, i'm not here right now, if you just leave a message, i can walk away."
-Jerry Seinfeld
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I Wish I Was A Phone Machine.

Jerry Seinfeld
I wish i was a phone machine. i wish if i saw somebody on the street i didn't want to talk to i could just go, "excuse me, i'm not here right now, if you just leave a message, i can walk away."
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