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I was very disturbed when jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. what did the pigs do? i could never figure that out. it just seemed very un-christian. technically, i'm an agnostic, but i definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall tv schedule.
-Matt Groening
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I Was Very Disturbed When Jesus Found

Matt Groening
I was very disturbed when jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. what did the pigs do? i could never figure that out. it just seemed very un-christian. technically, i'm an agnostic, but i definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall tv schedule.
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