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I was a ballerina. i had to quit after i injured a groin muscle. it wasn't mine.
-Rita Rudner
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I Was A Ballerina. I Had To

Rita Rudner
I was a ballerina. i had to quit after i injured a groin muscle. it wasn't mine.
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