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I've got another friend who is half-german and half-polish. he hates jews but can't remember why!
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I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german

Jackie Mason
I've got another friend who is half-german and half-polish. he hates jews but can't remember why!
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These false jews promote the filth of hollywood that is seeding the american people and the people of the world and bringing you down in moral strength. … it's the wicked jews, the false jews, that are promoting lesbianism, homosexuality. it's the wicked jews, false jews, that make it a crime for you to preach the word of god, then they call you homophobic!
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