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I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. it's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.
-Fran Lebowitz
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I, Unfortunately, Take The Subway A Lot.

Fran Lebowitz
I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. it's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.
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Once i saw a duck walking down the street so i went into subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. so the woman asked me what i wanted on the sandwich and i said i do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. i was not aware that ducks eat for free at subway. it's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
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Explain! tell a man to explain how he dropped into hell! explain my preference! i never had a preference for her, any more than i have a preference for breathing. no other woman exists by the side of her. i would rather touch her hand if it were dead, than i would touch any other woman's living.
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I take the subway because i don't like having someone else driving. it's hard for me to be in a cab, because the traffic makes me feel insane. on the subway you're getting there faster and it's easier.
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I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'yeah i like to party, so screw off,' then for tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.
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Newt gingrich has criticized 'new york elites' who ride the subway. one of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.
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