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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read twitter mentions. i have an amazing solution - don't read twitter mentions.
-Sarah Silverman
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I Talk To Friends Who Get Their

Sarah Silverman
I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read twitter mentions. i have an amazing solution - don't read twitter mentions.
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I just got on twitter because there was some mtv film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that i supposedly said on twitter before i was even on twitter. so then i had to get on twitter to say: 'this is me. i'm on twitter. if there's somebody else saying that they're me on twitter, they're not.'
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Ultimately, i just felt like twitter brought out the worst in me. it made me super defensive when i was attacked, because you're under a constant state of attack. no one should be able to check their @ mentions, because twitter is the equivalent of "hey, those three people over there that are whispering... they're whispering about you! do you want to know what they're saying?"
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