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I'm proud of myself. i could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but i haven't chosen to do that because i know i'm a great person. i'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me.
-Khloe Kardashian
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I'm Proud Of Myself. I Could Break

Khloe Kardashian
I'm proud of myself. i could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but i haven't chosen to do that because i know i'm a great person. i'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me.
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Because i'm the only performer who comes out and says i've had plastic surgery, i've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. they stand there, like the bride of frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'i've done nothing.' i talk about it.
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