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I'm not a believer, i call myself an atheist. it was man who invented god. i once wrote that there are 15 things i know about god, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. there are far too many commandments and you really only need one: do not hurt anybody.
-Carl Reiner
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I'm Not A Believer, I Call Myself

Carl Reiner
I'm not a believer, i call myself an atheist. it was man who invented god. i once wrote that there are 15 things i know about god, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. there are far too many commandments and you really only need one: do not hurt anybody.
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