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I like bowling. it's just one of those things where i can do so many jokes about it because i do know bowling. somebody once said, "the whitest things in the world are jim gaffigan and bowling."
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Jim Gaffigan
I like bowling. it's just one of those things where i can do so many jokes about it because i do know bowling. somebody once said, "the whitest things in the world are jim gaffigan and bowling."
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I learned all those jokes in second grade. second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and misogynistic jokes that you have no idea what they mean, and you just memorize them because they have a very strong effect, they make people laugh in this kind of nervous, horrible way, and it's only later that you realize that you've got a head full of crap.
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