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I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the japanese say, “they’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”
-Gilbert Gottfried
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I Just Split Up With My Girlfriend,

Gilbert Gottfried
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the japanese say, “they’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”
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