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I just heard george w. bush's new plan for airline security. from here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.
-David Letterman
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I Just Heard George W. Bush's New

David Letterman
I just heard george w. bush's new plan for airline security. from here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.
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