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I have no sex appeal, which kills me. the only way i can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

-Joan Rivers

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I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills

Joan Rivers

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. the only way i can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

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We all know of course, that we should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever fiddle around in any way with electrical equipment. never.

Man's destructive hand spares nothing that lives; he kills to feed himself, he kills to clothe himself, he kills to adorn himself, he kills to attack, he kills to defend himself, he kills to instruct himself, he kills to amuse himself, he kills for the sake of killing.

Breathing in, i am aware that i am breathing in. breathing out, i am aware that i am breathing out. breathing in, i am grateful for this moment. breathing out, i smile. breathing in, i am aware of the preciousness of this day. breathing out, i vow to live deeply in this day.

Who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, god's image; but he who destroys a good book, kills reason itself, kills the image of god, as it were, in the eye.

And yet on the other hand unless warinesse be us'd, as good almost kill a man as kill a good book; who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, gods image, but hee who destroyes a good booke, kills reason it selfe, kills the image of god, as it were in the eye.

Breathing in, i know i am breathing in. breathing out, i know i am breathing out.

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When filch wasn't guarding the scene of the crime, he was skulking red-eyed through the corridors, lunging out at unsuspecting students and trying to put them in detention for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy.

To burn a cdr of music you like to give as a gift to someone you wish to become closer to is a cold, moist-palmed, mouth-breathing bummer.

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