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I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. i'm crass, but not that crass.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My

Jerry Seinfeld
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. i'm crass, but not that crass.
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