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I had to take a physical to do this show. they had a lot of weird questions like, "have you ever tried sugar or pcp?"

-Mitch Hedberg

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I Had To Take A Physical To

Mitch Hedberg

I had to take a physical to do this show. they had a lot of weird questions like, "have you ever tried sugar or pcp?"

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