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I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. ever heard of this interior design principle, that a mirror makes it seem like you have an entire other room? what kind of jerk walks up to a mirror and goes, hey look, there's a whole other room in there. there's a guy that looks just like me in there.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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I Had A Parakeet That Used To

Jerry Seinfeld

I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. ever heard of this interior design principle, that a mirror makes it seem like you have an entire other room? what kind of jerk walks up to a mirror and goes, hey look, there's a whole other room in there. there's a guy that looks just like me in there.

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