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I don't have a bank account because i don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. i go in every few weeks and guess.
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I Don't Have A Bank Account Because

Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account because i don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. i go in every few weeks and guess.
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