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I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on earth.
-Liza Minnelli
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I Believe All Drunks Go To Heaven,

Liza Minnelli
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on earth.
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What you and i need to do is learn to forget our differences. when we come together, we don't come together as baptists or methodists. you don't catch hell 'cause you're a baptist, and you don't catch hell 'cause you're a methodist... you don't catch hell because you're a democrat or a republican. you don't catch hell because you're a mason or an elk. and you sure don't catch hell 'cause you're an american; 'cause if you was an american, you wouldn't catch no hell. you catch hell 'cause you're a black man. you catch hell, all of us catch hell, for the same reason.
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Hell is in the here and now. so is heaven. quit worrying about hell or dreaming about heaven, as they are both present inside us this very moment. every time we fall in love, we ascend to heaven. every time we hate, envy, or fight someone, we tumble straight into the fires of hell.
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I think earth, if chosen instead of heaven, will turn out to have been, all along, only a region in hell; and earth, if put second to heaven, to have been from the beginning a part of heaven itself.
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In fact, i take the view that god, in his infinite wisdom, didn't bother to spring for two joints - heaven and hell. they're the same place, but heaven is when you get everything you want and you meet mummy and daddy and your best friends and you all have a hug and a kiss and play your harps. hell is the same place - no fire and brimstone - but they just all pass by and don't see you. there's nothing, no recognition. you're waving, “it's me, your father,” but you're invisible. you're on a cloud, you've got your harp, but you can't play with nobody because they don't see you. that's hell.
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