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[from the television show,"evade the question time"]at the end of the first round, i will award three points to mr. kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. mr. van de poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.
-Jasper Fforde
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Jasper Fforde
[from the television show,"evade the question time"]at the end of the first round, i will award three points to mr. kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. mr. van de poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.
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