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Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand god to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates jews and homosexuals.
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Fire Had An Almost Magical Quality That

Amy Sedaris
Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand god to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates jews and homosexuals.
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