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Every morning i hear the alarm, it's like "beep beep beep" for second i'm like, "i could get used to that, just dream i'm in a techno club, or something."
-Jim Gaffigan
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Every Morning I Hear The Alarm, It's

Jim Gaffigan
Every morning i hear the alarm, it's like "beep beep beep" for second i'm like, "i could get used to that, just dream i'm in a techno club, or something."
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