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Don't argue! you cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. it's impossble you will not win. cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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Don't Argue! You Cannot Win, You Cannot

Chris Rock
Don't argue! you cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. it's impossble you will not win. cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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